27 de desembre, 2007

Diari d'una pecadora


¡COMPRA! ¡COMPRA!

Aquesta és la consigna. No importa que després no arribis a final de mes, no importa que no puguis pagar la hipoteca que et manté unit a la teva parella com el més esclavitzant dels ritus matrimonials. És igual que després no puguis menjar en un mes. El més important de tot és que els teus fills puguin tenir la darrera videoconsola, perquè sino, pobrets, a l'escola se'ls miraran malament. És del tot necessari que li compris a la teva dona o al teu home aquella colònia que el/la transformarà en l'home o la dona més sexi de tota la festa, aquesta festa que et costarà tant com si anessis a sopar a un restaurant cada nit durant un mes. Aquesta festa on menjaràs uns productes immenjables i prendràs un cava imbebible però que et posarà contentet. Tant, que els rotets àcids que faràs et semblaran la glòria divina perquè tu ja hauràs complert amb el deure social d'estar content la nit de cap d'any, perquè toca.

Compra-compra-compra-compra, perquè, encara que no puguis, tu pots. D'això ja se n'encarreguen les entitats bancàries, que, quan et quedis amb el cul a l'aire, es quedaran tan tranquils cobrant-s'ho amb el teu piset, aquest que, tal com deiem, et manté ben encadenat a ... a tot el que t'envolta.

Apa, me'n vaig a comprar. Només em consola el fet que sóc conscient de tot plegat. Que trist... snifff...
Qui estigui lliure de pecat, que tiri la primera pedra.

¡COMPRA, COMPRA!
Ésta es la consigna. No importa que luego no llegues a fin de mes, no importa que no puedas pagar la hipoteca que te mantiene unido a tu pareja igual que el más esclavizante rito matrimonial. Da igual que después no puedas comer en un mes. Lo más importante es que tus hijos puedan tener su videoconsola último modelo porque si no la tienen, pobrecitos, en la escuela se van a reir de ellos. Es imprescindible que compres esa colonia que hará que tu mujer o tu marido pase a ser el más sexy de la noche, en esa fiesta que te costará más que si fueras a cenar a un restaurante cada día durante un mes. Esa fiesta donde comerás bazofia que pagarás a precio de oro y beberás un cava imbebible que te pondrá contentito. Tanto, que los eructos ácidos te van a parecer la gloria divina porque tú habrás cumplido con tu deber social de estar contento la noche de fin de año, porque toca.
Compra-compra-compra, porque aunque no puedas,tú puedes. De ello se encargan las entidades bancarias que ahora te prestarán lo que sea y si después no puedes pagar tu deuda se la cobrarán quedándose con tu pisito, ese que, como decíamos, te mantiene encadenado a... a todo lo que te rodea.
Me voy de compras. Lo único que me consuela es que soy consciente de todo ello. Qué tristeza... sniffff...
Quien esté libre de culpa, que tire la primera piedra.

26 comentaris:

Esther ha dit...

compra, compra, compraaaaa!! mare meva... és compulsiu... per molts números que facis, per molt que t'adonis que no arribes... ho compres igual!!! petonets capitana i bon nadal de part de la reina mora!

xurri ha dit...

reina mora, la cosa és fàcil: no ho facis.

tot plegat és un absurd i està fora de l'esfera del personal. tot plegat són conductes induïdes i condicionades, no cal jugar-hi.

la gent remuga, però no cal jugar-hi.

si vols practicar l'anglès, pots escoltar aquesta noia, especialment a la secció de consum - no té perdua!!
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Arare ha dit...

exacte, esther, exacte. Compulsiu. No, jo m'he retingut (bastant) i en l'època de rebaixes los dioses dirán, que deia aquell.

Petonets i BOn Any, guapíssima.

Arare ha dit...

Xurri: només he comprat fruites i verdures!!! Ole,ole,oleeeeeeee!

I el sopar de Cap d'Any serà - com sempre- totalment normal, només que a Firenze. I a dormir d'horeta, com les gallines, hehehe...

Un petó, maca. I molt bon Any.

barbollaire ha dit...

Mariana, nina, molt bon any... No son els italians els que, en comptes de 12 gotims de raïm, es mengen 12 plats de llenties? X¬DDDDDDDDD!!! (estofades amb xoriç?)

T'esperarem, nina.
Ah! I completament d'acord. Hem convertit la festa més bonica de l'any en una cursa despietada de consum compulsiu...

Potser que no sigui altre dels motius pels quals em deprimeixen...

Petonets dolços, nina, ;¬)***

Arare ha dit...

Si m'he de cruspir 12 plats de llenties anem bé per anar a Sants!

No ho sé, ja t'ho explicaré quan torni, d'acord?

Intentarem no comprar compulsivament, només allò just i necessari i prou, et sembla bé? així tindrem menys remordiments...

Un petó, pecadorrrrrrrrrr! (el petó)

Joana ha dit...

Jo acabo del tot "angoixada" quan no tinc més remei que anar a comprar.
La gent apart dels diners, pert la "xaveta".
Si no fos perquè els regals son per la meva "canalla"....
Petonets reina del Mar.

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