tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18983952.post8670113180552931554..comments2023-12-06T02:51:46.219+01:00Comments on DES DEL MEU MAR: La gateraMontsehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06718469984932848530noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18983952.post-18517404551583915772012-04-27T22:47:27.120+02:002012-04-27T22:47:27.120+02:00Ahir, Montse, em van enviar un text en anglès que ...Ahir, Montse, em van enviar un text en anglès que porta pe títol "El diari d'un gat"... i fa així:<br /><br /><br />A Cat's Diary <br /><br />Day 84 of my captivity.<br /><br />My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.<br /><br />Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Maybe I should try this at the top of the stairs.<br /><br />In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. I must try this on their bed.<br /><br />Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little kitty cat I was. This is not working according to plan.<br /><br />There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing something called "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.<br /><br />I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.<br /><br />The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks with them regularly, and I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait.<br /><br />It's only a matter of time.<br />___________<br /><br />Així que compte !!!<br /><br />Pren-ho com a regalet de "Santa Montserrat"<br />Cuida't <br />Felicitats<br /><br /><br />ledsted ivanda En led Sted i la seva banda?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04629523395145381010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18983952.post-44181493170932070622012-04-27T21:34:22.959+02:002012-04-27T21:34:22.959+02:00Ai Montse, hem de pensar que tot arriba... com les...Ai Montse, hem de pensar que tot arriba... com les histories veïnals...tant de patir, i ja les tenim!!! A tu et passarà igual... ja veuras!!! Una dormidina pel Xat???<br />;)Elihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10940264957872091302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18983952.post-80166364037077568432012-04-27T16:45:02.622+02:002012-04-27T16:45:02.622+02:00¡Montserrat, felicitats!
Sigui amb gats o sense ga...¡Montserrat, felicitats!<br />Sigui amb gats o sense gats.<br />¡Ai gatera amb regatera!<br />si a la nit no pots dormir,<br />que et repassi una gaitera.<br />* <br />1(Que no ho llegeixi el bisbe)<br />2(Estreno el colló d'ordinador)Olga Xirinacshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14765672813843762825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18983952.post-40253261335089628932012-04-27T08:57:40.632+02:002012-04-27T08:57:40.632+02:00Jo no tinc ni gat ni editor; de com tinc el son ja...Jo no tinc ni gat ni editor; de com tinc el son ja ni t'ho explico...<br />Veuràs com et trucarà aviat...confia-hi!<br />Jo passava per aquí a desitjar-te un bon i feliç dia del sant!<br />Una abraçada, Montse!fanal blauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07220926814236134075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18983952.post-8246513050111127532012-04-27T02:32:32.105+02:002012-04-27T02:32:32.105+02:00Montse, entro de matinada a casa teua per la gater...Montse, entro de matinada a casa teua per la gatera de la pantalla per desitjar-te que tinguis un dia ben feliç (qui sap si l'editor demà -ja avui- et sorprendrà positivament)miquelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10705249407753672574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18983952.post-85911160735180391062012-04-27T01:05:54.866+02:002012-04-27T01:05:54.866+02:00Tens un gat que es diu XAT? ;-))
Dona, si l'e...Tens un gat que es diu XAT? ;-))<br /><br />Dona, si l'editor insisteix tant, confia en ell i dorm tranquil·la (va dir la que sempre té insomni... ai!!)<br /><br />Res, que jo entrava a desitjar-te un FELIÇ SANT!! però ara també que espero que l'editor faci honor a la seva paraula!! ;-)Assumptahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07651317955082437887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18983952.post-41391320476047210232012-04-27T00:47:34.282+02:002012-04-27T00:47:34.282+02:00I si entres a casa de l'editor per la seva gat...I si entres a casa de l'editor per la seva gatera (tots els editors tenen gats) i cap a les quatre de la matinada li saltes al llit i el despertes per preguntar-li com està el tema?el paseantehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11476348131063076229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18983952.post-35126503901112842482012-04-26T17:00:39.392+02:002012-04-26T17:00:39.392+02:00Ui, ui, jo no tindria cap gat a casa (al·lèrgia).I...Ui, ui, jo no tindria cap gat a casa (al·lèrgia).I si en tingués posaria gateres a totes les portes! Jo crec que se n'han de poder posar, no? Ai, no ho sé, no domino el món felí! Però el que és segur que no permetria és que la bestioleta em despertés nit sí, nit també, per sortir de l'habitació (o això, o ja no el deixaria entrar).<br /><br />Respecte a l'editor. Paciència dona... aquestes coses, no saps mai perquè, però són llargues com un dia sense pa. Al final, però segur que tot acabarà bé!El porquethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02739994556123428655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18983952.post-6082438730406848182012-04-26T13:52:56.441+02:002012-04-26T13:52:56.441+02:00l'editor ha llegit el meu bloc i ha après el c...l'editor ha llegit el meu bloc i ha après el concepte de "al tiro"... bandarra!! Què t'he de dir... paciència!<br />petonet, i bon dia!!karlunxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09223451084637261962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18983952.post-21678481022551906312012-04-26T07:00:57.195+02:002012-04-26T07:00:57.195+02:00Bon dia gatera! A mi tampoc em fan gràcia aquestes...Bon dia gatera! A mi tampoc em fan gràcia aquestes novetats del bloc... Totalment d'acord, qui et reu la son no és el gat...<br />Jo de petita al poble tenia de tot, també gats i gatera; ara, era una porta de fusta d'aquelles de dues parts però en horitzontal i pintada de color marró. Igual ja ni queden...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com